In this, the final installation of the Dappled tour 07, Tim goes, well, crazy.
There’s not much to be said about a 36 hour straight drive from Arizona to Minnesota except maybe aaagggh##hhhhcchtee*ju)))))pullover!!!!!@hatenhhhaggejek,m mn!!!!!!!.
We are doing some gigs with the Fratellis. The drummer is so tough and rad. We saw him come out of a tattoo parlor with two new ink blots before playing a great show. What a drummer. What a tour. Milwaukee in particular struck our love spots. When we return here, we will bring some of our favourite teddy bears and show them around. Oh how Puggles will be impressed.
Next stop, the nation’s capital. Driving around this place in a 12 seater van, with tinted windows and no license plates is a pretty good way to get into trouble. Surprisingly, we escaped without any random body searches (that we didn’t ask for in the first place) and continued on our short tour (now playing headline spot with label mates All Smiles). I’m not going to lie. We played some great gigs in new cities but again didn’t have enough time to do crazy things like smoke a hookah or citizen’s arrest confused and aged retirees. Like children in a candy store filled only with shards of glass, we have frantically made our way between NY, Philly and Boston. I have vague memories of hijacking a 35ft pirate ship and sailing it up the North coast of the Atlantic. I think Mel Gibson was there. Then we got out at Salem and I shot that women (accidentally). And now we are going to try get into Canada. Good luck to us is all I can say. Good luck!
X Tim.
Dapppppppppppppllleeeeeeedddddddd Cities.
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