We think it’s really adorable if you’re all in love and sending someone cupcakes and paper hearts. That’s fantastic. Personally, we’re eating Skittles for lunch and planning to have a brownie for dinner before we go out to see the Gutter Twins for the least romantic Valentine’s Day ever.
So here are some videos about how love is a scam that will steal your identity and wreck your credit score because, much like 10CC, we’re not in love so don’t forget it.
Aberfeldy “Love Is An Arrow”
More putrid love after the jump.
Lush “Ladykiller”
The Cure “Let’s Go To Bed”
Spoon “I Turn My Camera On”
This Erasure vid is dedicated to the guys in Menomena. They know why.
Erasure “Love To Hate You”
Bjork “Army Of Me”
