Moz Just Coz

Just coz last night VH1 Classic had on what they title “BBC Crown Jewels” (but what is really episodes of The Old Grey Whistle Test) a Smiths concert from Derby. Things we learned:

1) British Smiths fans in the 80s from Derby don’t dance. They just stare adoringly.

2) Morrissey ends the set with “stay handsome”. Way to ignore the ladies. We’re just saying.

3) Johnny Marr is so much more attractive now than he was then, unfortunate haircut aside.